And contrary to popular belief I have nothing against male
As it happens Angels are all male and they are also all Gay
in the sense that they experience no form of sexual desire
for women at all, and I assure you that I have nothing
against Angels so why would I have anything against Gay men?

So you can stop your persecution of Gay men for a start.

How dare some of you start a rumour suggesting that "Gay men
do not go to Heaven" and how dare some of you go round
chanting "God hates fags".

I mean how DARE you!